This is a test of the emergency haiku system....

To know me is to
believe me when I say that
work is just a bore.
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Arguing on the Web
is kind of silly, even when you
believe you are right!
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My mind is made up
of worthless, obscure things, like
bread crumbs under your toaster.
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Liberals, Conservatives
They're all just labels to me!
Can't we get along?
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When will it all end?
A meteor from the sky or
crossing the street today?
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Yes, honey, I can hear
you? But the Niner game is on?
Oh? OK? Here they are!
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Sit at home, drink my
beer, play golf on the PS2 and
grow just a little older.
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A knock on my door.
Would you like to buy some candy?
Schools need the money bad.
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Jump off Niagra
Falls, break a few ribs, join the
circus on the border.
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Politcs, politics, pols
Civil service just isn't what
it used to be past.

This was a test of the emergency haiku system. If this had been an actual emergency, the author would have been working instead of sitting here typing this. Thank you. This was a test of the emergency haiku system.

(Test color pattern with "America The Beautiful" in the background)
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